5/31/2012 (2:50pm) 1 note

I have fucking eye disease a-fucking-gain. dammit. now I need to get special eye drops. I am tired of being sick and my body falling apart. I want to be healthy dammit. 

in awesome news, my chair arrived. woopee!

I don’t know why I miss this kinda weather. 

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totalfilm:

New images of Ryan Gosling in Only God Forgives

Only God Forgives has released a new batch of black and white images of a battered and bruised Ryan Gosling looking moody for the camera.

Gosling can be seen here sporting a look perhaps best described as “hooligan chic”, offsetting his sharp suit with a pair of black eyes and what looks to be a broken nose…

5/31/2012 (2:24am)

I need to find someone in this town who has HBO. Anybody? Anybody got leads?

mexicanfoodporn:

ALERT: HARDCORE MEXICANFOODPORN!!!!

Flautas de camarón con salsa de jitomate

Shrimp Flautas (Taquitos)  with tomato salsa 

I need an adventure sidekick. I am getting the hang of home and I have a thousand trips in mind. I am now accepting applications. 

(Source: hippykitchen)

The obvious explanation is that every time a woman tries to tell a joke, an invisible dream-catcher telescopes out of her vagina and snatches it from the air. Science.

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Lindy West, on those bogus studies that come out every couple years saying men are funnier than women. (via washingtonpoststyle)

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